Tracking device jokes

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏