Tower of Pisa

Tower of Pisa Jokes

Twin Towers

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Skirt

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

Twin Towers

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

Reflex

Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

They had better reflexes than the trading center.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

Twin Towers

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Tower

Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.

Tower

A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!

(Standing means: penis erection)

Tower

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.