Running Back jokes

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.

The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”

As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: They don’t have a home to run back to.

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.