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Moon

  • Why is the Moon red today?

    The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

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  • Johnny

  • One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.

    No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.

    His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.

    Rapist

  • Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

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  • Sexual Assault

  • A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.

    "You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."

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  • Syndrome

  • What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

    Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

    Community talk

  • Listen up, you tools.

    The hamster is launching "Worst Jokes Jokes TV" 24/7. I know the guy - it's going to be total garbage for people with no hobbies. The rodent babbles trash while you stare blankly. Anyone watching this has officially hit rock bottom.

    Fits your empty heads perfectly.

  • Yap or something bad will happen And uh it's a really bad thing and i totally have a plan for what it is

  • The disparity between WJE and SW needs to be studied. It's insane how different their community is compared to ours, and how much more ADVANCED they are. Like right now, they're engaging in a forum mafia-reminiscent "War Game" which sounds like a total blast. We as a community are MISSING OUT!!! Most of the people here are either trolls, using it as a private messaging alternative, or just PLAIN BORING. There's way too many mods and too few users here. SOMETHING needs to be done!!!