Tongue Twister jokes

How do you stun a Scotsman?

Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.