DepressionLilrae4 years ago(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
HorrorAnonymous5 years agoThis guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
HorrorAnonymous5 years agothere was a dude, he was yo dawg you wanna die? I said what is this, Friday the thirteenth?