They're jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.