Thermos jokes

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."