Their jokes
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.