Their jokes
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I'm so very sorry, everyone. I punched the wrong buttons, and we are heading to DC instead of New York, and we are about to run out of fuel." He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, "I've parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers." He jumps off.
Donald faced the other four and orders:
"I'm the greatest leader of the world, and I'll make the decision. Tony, you go first. Our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging."
Tony jumps off.
"Francis, my friend, you go next. Pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir's and Xi's for me."
Francis jumps off.
Hillary faced Donald furiously. "Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I'm the smartest woman in the whole world in history."
Hillary jumps off.
Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: "I'm an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children, just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I've become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I've made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I've played more golf and..."
Greta interjected, "Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let's go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!"
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.