Their jokes
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅