The jokes
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)