The jokes
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.