The jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.