The jokes
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)