The jokes
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.