The jokes

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?

He kept dropping the bass."

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

1, 2, I have a gun.

3, 4, I am in a school.

5, 6, Everyone on the ground!

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.