The jokes
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."