The jokes
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!