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Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

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    • Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.

    What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

    I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

    A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.

    So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"

    He says, "What's it to ya?"

    So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"

    Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.

    Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

    Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

    What do you call a chair with a hat?

    I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

    You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

    Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

    One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

    So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

    My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

    It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.