The jokes
What is the address?
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.