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Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

Because they get killed and eaten.

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

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    • What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

    I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

    So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

    Why did the Indian cross the road?

    Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

    What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?

    A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.

    In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."

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    • What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?

    I don't have a Lambo in my garage.