The jokes
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.