The jokes
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Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
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What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
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Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.