The jokes
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.