The jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.