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I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

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    • The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    At least one of them gets picked.

    People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

    I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

    My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

    Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

    People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

    People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

    When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."

    Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

    Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!

    In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

    Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

    Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.