The jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
The Twilight fanbase.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.