The jokes

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?

Because he sexually kids 😂

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.

When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.

Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

The Grim Sweeper.

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The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"