Test Tube jokes

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.