What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Termite Jokes
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
