Tee Shirt jokes

Stripes

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

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  • Sweater

    I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

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  • Memes

    Self Harm

    Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

    Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

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  • Friend

    Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: So they would hang themselves.

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