Tee Shirt jokes

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.