Talking To jokes
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.