Talking To jokes
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.