Synesthesia jokes

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.