Sundial jokes
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.