Sully jokes
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 馃
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Slob on my knob.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn鈥檛 fight back.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.