Stung jokes
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
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Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.