Stung jokes
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
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Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.