At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite football anthem ? You'll Never Walk Alone.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Wipe your feet before entering but in Stephen Hawkings case it is Wipe your wheels.
If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking ? Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Knock knock. Who's there ? Steven. Can't you read it says No Hawking.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Knock knock. Who's there ? Beep boop S..t..e..p..h..e..n beep boop H..a...w..k..I..n..g.
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking is to wheel chairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said...roll over...
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.