Status Quo jokes

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Define abnormal life.

Waking up every day living a sane life!

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’