St. Paul jokes

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

Jake Paul

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.