Spyware jokes

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

Where did the software developer go?

I don’t know, he ransomware!

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

There is sperm on the computer screen.