Spyware jokes
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
Memes
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
