Split memes

Uranium 235

$A tweet that reads: "imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say 'split that mf into fractions' with a skull emoji at the end.$

Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

If only true Americans voted:

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.