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Uranium 235

52 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.
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    • Nerd

    4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A tweet that reads: "imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say 'split that mf into fractions' with a skull emoji at the end.
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    • Banana

    1 view · GG Miller · 2 years ago

    Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

    A scene from the office where Michael Scott stands in front of the reception desk, one hand raised and a paper in the other, with the text "BOOM!" overlayed on the image. Pam Beesly sits at the reception desk behind him, looking surprised.
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    • Vote

    3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

    If only true Americans voted:

    A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.
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    • Scooby-Doo

    28 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 days ago
    A screenshot of two social media posts. The top post features the text: "Let's split up gang! Scooby, Girls, you check the basement and I'll help Shaggy upstairs." accompanied by two images: one showing a muscular, shirtless fan-art version of Shaggy Rogers and the other showing Fred Jones biting his lip with a suggestive expression. Below this is a reply post stating: "Bruh you can NOT leave those white women alone with a great Dane."
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    • Atom

    73 views · Henry · 7 years ago

    Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

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