South Side jokes

Alabama

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

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  • Incest

    What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

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  • Son

    Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

    They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

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  • Divorce

    A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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  • Community

    To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more