Why cant orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
My parents said to me, "When ever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay' It's really not. So I said OKAY.
Me: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny
So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”
doctor: i'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left. man: what?! what about my family??! my son is still missing! i can't just leave like that! doctor: don't worry sir, i told your family. man: that's.. great.. if they found my son, tell them that i love him more than anything and i couldn't keep that promise. the doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes. doctor: i will... dad..
tq for reading my crappy joke
a dark joke is like a kid with cancer. it never gets old. **I AM SO SORRY**
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
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Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL
sorry not sorry -sans
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Oh sans, ur such a bone - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
someone eats glew and tells the other, "Sorry, cant stick around."
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
What do you call a cringey Indian man - A Cringian
sorry the joke is bad :(
