Sodapop Curtis jokes
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.