Soda Pop jokes

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.