Soda Pop jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.