So jokes
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.