So jokes

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Yo mama so old.

Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.