So jokes
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.