So jokes
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.